THE MAGNUM

Whomever came up with this idea is a genius. I literally picked it out of the freezer at the supermarket unconsciously. It was as if I was a zombie and Mr. King Ralph chief CEO of the ice chests called out to my subconscious to buy it.

Or maybe it was just my hormones.

It is a chocolate ice cream bar called Magnum….Double Chocolate. and the box’s description is…

“Chocolate Ice Cream dipped in a Chocolatey Coating, Chocolatey Sauce, and Belgian Milk Chocolate”

HUH?????

Sex Bomb on a stick Tom Jones take that!

When women hear the infamous word Magnum they think….

H U G E.

Pain.

Only select few.

Many women never experience a Magnum.

But now every woman can.

A massive hunk of frozen deliciousness that will satisfy your ever desire.

When I first busted open the opulent package I danced around with one of the 3 Magnums inside….I held it between my legs and romped about as if I was a 13 year old with a dangling hose, or in reality a grown woman thoroughly embarrassing herself in front of her younger beau.

He had to tell me to stop.

I was so anxious and thrilled I could not help myself.

Finally a Magnum you won’t gag on.