Miss Paseo Colorado

Sorry to disappoint you but I didn’t win another beauty pageant. I did however land the job of official correspondent for the ‘Paseo Colorado Shopping Center’ in Pasadena California.  In this little segment I interview the proprietors and staff of The Bodega Wine Bar and El Cholo Mexican Restaurant. I was boracha by the end of the shoot. Had to taste test lots o’ wine and margaritas! BEST JOB EVER!

AOL/HuffPoCeleb

I gots a jobs peeps. YAY! And it’s a steady one at that. Can you believe it? I actually go to an office every day. So bizarreo. How does America do this?I am officially the writer/host of The Huffington Post and AOL’s “The Celebrity Daily”. It has been about a month now and I am finally in the groove. I often write offensive scripts and have to be toned down, cuz I’m a jerk. But I LOVE every second of it.I wake up nice and early (not today- I was late..shhhhh) and get to work.  I am my very own

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Nesting.

It never ceases to amaze me what things make me insanely happy.America’s Funniest Home Videos Marathons,my dog sneezing,old family photos of relatives I never met,baked hand crab rolls…..etc, etc.I have 2 more things that make me joyful. First, a stackable washer/dryer!!!!Finally.I moved into this house because it had a hook-up.I was scared to commit. I waited over a year.I have done loads upon loads in the past 2 days since it’s move in date. I could write poetry to this pristine white tower I love it so. And……CURTAINS!!!!Again, afraid to commit. I figured window treatments meant I was officially living

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My Break-Up Jeans….

I split the ass. Yup……from one cheek straight through to the other. They were unwearable and I cried. We shared so many moments, so many breakdowns, so many special days together. We grew as a team and got through the worst of times and the best of times.And now they were more broken than my heart had been some of the days I wore them.There was no way I was going to let my jeans down. I had to find someone to save them, mend them, put them back together like Humpty Dumpty.  After scouring all of Los Angeles, I

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Pasadena Chalk Festival 2011

Interviewing David, Artist. Yesterday I had the opportunity to work with MyLocalBuzzTV to host a show for the Paseo Colorado Shopping Center in Pasadena, CA.  This particular episode was about the 19th annual Pasadena Chalk Festival.  Over 600 artists participated and graced the sidewalks of Pasadena with the most beautiful chalk art I have ever seen and over 100,000 spectators attended!  It holds the Guinness World Record for the largest display of Chalk Art.I walked around for hours with my head staring at the concrete totally floored by the masterpieces that would be washed away by the rain and wind

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Ohhhh YEAH!

DO NOT MESS WITH CAVALLI “Joo wanna play rough?! Okay! Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!” I went to college in the Bronx, NY and literally heard gun shots every night lulling me to sleep but other than that I have never really been close to a gun before.  This weekend friends and I ventured to the gun range. I almost chickened out when I stepped out of the car. The sound was deafening and  Nervous Nelly over here jumped every time there was a loud pop. First up was skeet shooting with a 20 gage.  I desperately needed help

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Follow up: to addiction.

THE MAGNUM Whomever came up with this idea is a genius. I literally picked it out of the freezer at the supermarket unconsciously. It was as if I was a zombie and Mr. King Ralph chief CEO of the ice chests called out to my subconscious to buy it. Or maybe it was just my hormones. It is a chocolate ice cream bar called Magnum….Double Chocolate. and the box’s description is… “Chocolate Ice Cream dipped in a Chocolatey Coating, Chocolatey Sauce, and Belgian Milk Chocolate” HUH????? Sex Bomb on a stick Tom Jones take that! When women hear the infamous

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