By far the best moment ever for ‘Sex and the City’. “Your girl is lovely Hubble” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyuCwCN78lA I am going to rent ‘The Way We Were’ tonight and have a glass of red wine…..and eat the rest of my cookies. Babs and Bobby Redford……..TLFE.
“This is America. We shouldn’t be in this predicament,” A lovely working class woman exclaimed on the 6 o’clock news tonight.While those assholes in tacky, expensive suits bicker about our budget, our brave soldiers in camouflage thousands of miles from home are worried their families in the very country they are risking their lives for might get evicted and go hungry.Is that a run-on sentence?I’m sorry….I am really not well versed in politics but this is a little insane isn’t it?
photo courtesy of The Silver Fox Yearning. Pining, coveting you. aching for you, desirous of, eager for, passionate for, I’m craving, dreaming of you, a hanker, I have a crush on you. A Major one. I have a yen for you. No one says that anymore. I hunger for you, an itch I can’t scratch, languish, long, lust, I set my heart on you. I thirst, want, wish for……..You.
My Dad was cool before “cool” was cool. Hipsters of LA, you have been schooled.
Dear Vons Cookies,Why are you so delicious? Why do I feel the need to eat one, or two, or three of you after each and every meal including breakfast?You’re kind of breakfasty right?No.You are delectable though! If I could marry a cookie I would marry you.No prenup. Promise.Karla Dear Vons,PLEASE STOP selling these delicious cookies. I BEG OF YOU!I am gaining 4 lbs a week purely because of these treats.I bought 2 boxes this past trip. I live alone.Many thanks,Karla Dear Karla,CONTROL YOURSELF!Karla FattyBoBatty Yes, my friends. This was my dinner tonight. The most delicious Cookies on Earth and a
June 2, 1986….. My first entry in the Diary above. I have been recording my thoughts, feelings, happy moments and crushing heartbreaks in some sort of journal since 1986.Inside you can see plenty of little sparkly stickers…..love notes from random testosterone filled boys, candy packets pressed flat from years between these pastel pages…..blue pen, purple pen, pink ink…tear smeared writing, excited teen tummy butterflies as well as teen angst,…..loving my parents..and two pages later hating them. I even attempt to create some sort of code so that if my Mother happened to find my beloved confidant she wouldn’t be able
YAY! I booked my very first Voice-over Job! I am so excited about this new adventure and realm of show business. I am going for it full-throttle my friends. I started small, booking a commercial and a show intro for a theme park in Malaysia but it can only get better from here. So strange, I hosted a show called ‘Hollywood Burn’ a few years back and that was a massive hit online in the Philippines. They like me over there for some reason.
If one more person tells me I need to twat or get on Facebook I will kick them in the belly.Recently I heard that I basically lost a job to a woman who has a better “online presence” than I do. She has like a million followers so she is clearly more talented than I, right?!Can someone please tell me how we got to a place where living your life on your portable device makes you more qualified for a job?I have my face buried in my Blackberry most of my day answering emails, work and personal. I have no desire
March rolls in like a lion and out like a lamb….March is the month of my Birth.I love the month of March.Except for that fact that it means I have to do my dreaded taxes. I am very, very organized for a freelance stylist/actress/host/dancer..etc.Still, every year the onset of panic starts around Feb 27th. Most people don’t really enjoy doing their taxes. I am sure there are exceptions to the rule….if you know anyone who loves it I would be curious what kool-aid they are drinking because I need some. I, on the opposite side of the spectrum despise doing
“Old Black Water…..Keep on movinMississippi moon won’t u keep on shinin’ on meeeeee Pretty Mamma come and take me by the hand…..” I was so fortunate to have the honor of styling the world famous, legendary Doobie Brothers recently. They are releasing new music in 2011 and I dressed them for their new music video “Far From Home”. We shot it at the historic Orpheum Theatre in downtown LA. The song was particularly heartfelt for me as it’s written about Pat Simmons’ daughter leaving home. It is sweet and nostalgic. I shed quite a few tears off stage as I